Absurdist A Cappella

Absurdist A Cappella: Picking an Alumni Song

The world of collegiate a cappella is quirky, fun, and a little out there. In the celebration of these qualities, we take a look at ways of making a cappella even unique, outlandish, and—well—absurd. We claim no responsibility for the results of actually trying anything we suggest here.

This time we discuss how to pick an alumni song.

Setting the Stage: So you’re trying to build a sense of tradition on your group—bridges between different generations of performers, singing under a common banner. Sounds simple enough. But, when you begin to explore this situation a little more deeply, you start to realize the level of nuance and complications inherent to it.

Absurdist A Cappella: Creating the Next YouTube Sensation

The world of collegiate a cappella is quirky, fun, and a little out there. In the celebration of these qualities, we take a look at ways of making a cappella even unique, outlandish, and—well—absurd. We claim no responsibility for the results of actually trying anything we suggest here.

This time we discuss how to create the next YouTube sensation.

Setting the Stage: “Did you see that video of a cat parallel parking a pick up truck?”

“Yeah, how about the one of the old dude and the two year old doing the “All the Single Ladies” dance?”

“Or that one of the a cappella group Rick-rolling a New York subway?”

While each of the preceding three video descriptions sound realistic enough, only the third is real. A part of what this dialogue demonstrates, though, is that a cappella has just as much potential to go viral as cats, old people, and unfortunate children saying hello to their future girlfriends (OK, maybe not quite as viral as that last one). But how can a group go from recording just any old song to transcending the a cappella bubble out into mainstream America?

Absurdist A Cappella: Using Pyro

The world of collegiate a cappella is quirky, fun, and a little out there. In the celebration of these qualities, we take a look at ways of making a cappella even unique, outlandish, and—well—absurd. We claim no responsibility for the results of actually trying anything we suggest here.

This time we discuss the benefits of using pyro.

Setting the Stage: From rock and roll concerts to big league sporting events to major motion pictures, there is one technological advance without peer in inspiring excitement and creating a moment worth remembering. It’s loud, it’s bright and it’s the next big thing coming to collegiate a cappella—it’s pyrotechnics.

Absurdist A Cappella: Getting Aca-Action at the After Party

The world of collegiate a cappella is quirky, fun, and a little out there. In the celebration of these qualities, we take a look at ways of making a cappella even unique, outlandish, and—well—absurd. We claim no responsibility for the results of actually trying anything we suggest here.

This time we discuss aca-action at the after party.

Setting the Stage: All right, so the competition or invitational has come to a close and it’s time for the after party. The drinks have begun to flow, and you’ve been making eyes with this fine little aca-hottie, and are trying to figure out how to close the deal. What better approach to ride the proverbial horse that brought you to the dance, calling on your crew to perform the drunk-appella that will deliver the objects of your affection to your arms.

Absurdist A Cappella: Provoking a Holiday Revelation

The world of collegiate a cappella is quirky, fun, and a little out there. In the celebration of these qualities, we take a look at ways of making a cappella even unique, outlandish, and—well—absurd. We claim no responsibility for the results of actually trying anything we suggest here.

This time we discuss provoking a holiday revelation.

Absurdist a Cappella: Air Guitar Solos

The world of collegiate a cappella is quirky, fun, and a little out there. In the celebration of these qualities, we take a look at ways of making a cappella even unique, outlandish, and—well—absurd. We claim no responsibility for the results of actually trying anything we suggest here.

This time we discuss air guitar solos.

Setting the Stage: OK, so lots of groups have tried to integrate air guitar solos into their music over years, and have done so limited success. So why would we call upon groups to carry on a lackluster tradition? The thing is, air guitar solos themselves are not the problem—it’s the execution of them. The right song, right setting, and right attitude can make all the difference between something lame and something sublime.

Song Selection: Part of the problem with air guitar solos in a cappella is weak song selection. No one wants to see air guitar to some classic rock song they’ve never heard of, or to the something by John Mayer. You need to implement on a song with a superior guitar solo all it’s own. Think “Free Bird,” or “Stairway to Heaven” or “Novermber Rain.” These are songs in which the guitar transcends the rest of the song, and when your group rocks that pat, it will only seem natural for the air guitar to come on out.

Setting: You want to break out the guitar in front of a crowd that will most susceptible to it. Consider scheduling a rock-n-roll-centered show, or breaking this out if your group is invited to open for a rock act. In a more traditional a cappella concert setting, the air guitar may come off as amateurish, but if you can work it out in front of a crowd that actively wants to rock you’ll have the crowd behind you, which is half of what air-ness is all about anyway.

Choreography: The great part about air guitar is that it is, itself, a form of choreography. Unlike most choreography though, which is a bit of an afterthought, and tends to get tacked on to a performance, air guitar is central to a truly great rock performance. It’s about channeling the true essence of an instrument, and representing the physical manifestation of it in your outstretched hands. Better yet, when you truly master the air-ness of the guitar, you can let the magic spread to air drums, an air bass, maybe even an air brass section. The sky’s the limit, my friends—the sky full of air.

Absurdist A Cappella: The Dramatic Use of Props

The world of collegiate a cappella is quirky, fun, and a little out there. In the celebration of these qualities, we take a look at ways of making a cappella even unique, outlandish, and—well—absurd. We claim no responsibility for the results of actually trying anything we suggest here.

This time we discuss the dramatic use of props.

Setting the Stage: Lots of a cappella groups have attempted the use of props in a cappella performance. The problem is that most of these groups do so in a half-hearted fashion—usually as a joke (let’s break out the appropriate Village People headgear for YMCA) or half-heartedly such that the props are just silly or distracting from the rest of what’s right about the performance. This is where the good, dramatic use of props can result in brilliance.

Song Selection: You need to pick a song that, itself, isn’t anything to write home about so that the emphasis can rest on your use of props. Let’s take John Mayer—most of his catalog blows. For the purposes of this exercise, we’ll explore performance of “Slow Dancing in a Burning Room.”

Setting: The dramatic use of props is all about theatricality, so this is a good time to stage your performance in a traditional theatre setting to set the mood. There’s the old fashioned stage, such that everyone has a good opportunity to see what you’re doing. You can pick a black box style theatre, so you can have more control over setting the tone, working from the blankest of canvases.

Choreography: While it’s not choreography per se, the visual presentation of a prop-centered song is key. For a literalist interpretation of “Slow Dancing” you can have members of a co-ed group slow dance as they sing, perhaps while the soloist sits on a chair, smoking a cigarette, thinking of love lost. This can lead to a climactic moment in which the soloist casts that cigarette to the ground, which, little does the audience know has already been doused in gasoline. And so, there you have it, a group slow dancing in a burning, capturing the fullest meaning of the song in its visual representation through the use props so simple as a cigarette, a Bic lighter, and some petroleum.

Other Notes: In the above example, there are, of course, some safety concerns, what with the fire you’re starting. This could easily turn deadly for your group and its audience, so you’ll likely want to pick a performance space that’s easy to evacuate and/or that’s equipped with a good sprinkler system. Either way, as those fire trucks pull up to the building, the fleeing audience becomes a part of the performance art. Talk about connecting with your audience—welcome to the big leagues!

Absurdist A Cappella: Stealing Another Group's Material

The world of collegiate a cappella is quirky, fun, and a little out there. In the celebration of these qualities, we take a look at ways of making a cappella even unique, outlandish, and—well—absurd. We claim no responsibility for the results of actually trying anything we suggest here.

This time we discuss stealing other groups’ material.

Setting the Stage: It has been said that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. This is not true—what’s most flattering is when you not only imitate but outright steal material, and ideally improve upon it from there. Across the country, groups are working hard to develop creative performances. With all of that hard work already happening, why bother putting in even more effort on your own part? Just take what someone else has already done.

Song Selection: The priority for song selection should be picking current material. Anyone can steal the choreography off a song that has been on YouTube for five years. When you steal from a newer source, though, there’s a greater level of chance, and often a lesser chance of getting caught, because less people will have seen and heard the source you’re stealing from. You also want to make sure you’re stealing something good—there’s always the risk that you’re going to end up getting caught, and recognized for being a hack. If you’re accepting this level of risk, you have to at least make sure the rewards are worth it—there’s nothing more embarrassing than getting caught for stealing a Creed song.

Setting: When you’re stealing material, the main consideration is not to show off what you’ve stolen in front of the performers who originated it, or the audiences that saw them do it first. Besides the prospect of getting caught, this is just asking for bad blood.

Choreography: When stealing choreography, you should be careful to execute the choreography better than the originators, or to find a way to enhance it. Nothing screams copycat like a weaker rendering of the same movement; if you can really top the originators, you can start to develop the case, explicitly or implicitly, that they are the imitators, and of course you’re the ones who came up with the moves—look at how much better you are at executing them.

Other Notes: A lot of video cameras record a date and time of a performance, and for older cameras, it’s often then default setting to show the date and time. If you’re going to post your stolen material on YouTube, consider adjusting the date and time on your camera and setting it such that the date and time will display on the video when you upload it. Presto-chang-o, that “Bad Romance” arrangement you stole from the group next door is actually something your group has been performing since 1998—now whose face is turning red?

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